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The Hodgepodge Society Store is now open and ready for business! Finally
you can display your love for the Hodgepodge Society in far more publicly
smiled upon fashion! Click on the designs you desire the most! Go on....I
DARE YOU! Scroll to the bottom of the page for all of your apparel options.
The
Official Hodgepodge Society Crest! |
| Yes, our royal crest! This legendary
symbol has inspired some of the finest minds in humor. It also used
to grace the Yugoslavian flag. Click HERE
for all sorts of goodies emblazoned with our legendary insignia.
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The
Official MishMash Brotherhood Crest! |
| Crap! How did this get here?! Well, click
HERE to get
all sorts of goods and merchandise featuring the crest of the awful...the
insidious...the less-than-fragrant MishMash Brotherhood! Wearing
anything of theirs will almost certainly doom you to eternal Hellfire,
but, then again, you probably want that anyway. |
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Official
Hodgepodge Society Ironic T-Shirts! |
| Greetings! Welcome to one of the Hodgepodge Society’s Ironic
T-Shirts! YES! Ironic T-Shirts! Adored by hipsters, cherished by
geeks, and worshipped by the Aztecs. The ability to wear Ironic
T-Shirts separates man from the apes….along with a couple
of million lines of DNA. So please, show your friends, loved ones
and mortal enemies that you’re more than just an ape with
an Ironic T-Shirt! |
| Ironic T-Shirt #1. Perfect for those that enjoy stating
the obvious. Enjoy the sounds of people going "HA!" and
then muttering something about you being a jackass after they see
you in one of these babies. Click HERE
for the shirts! |
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| Ironic T-Shirt #2. Never let strangers forget that
you not only advocate T-Shirt use...you practice it actively. Click
HERE for the shirts! |
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Official
Hodgepoliday Portrait Merchandise! |
| What more can we say? Don't let the rest
of the year make you miss the Hodgepolidays! Click HERE
for all sorts of goodies featuring members of the Hodgepodge Society
in their sassy sweaters! |
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Merchandise
for Hodgepodge Sporting Enthusiasts! |
| Frolf. Frisbee cross-bred with golf.
Sport of emperors. A physical activity that both stoners and burnouts
can agree upon. Click HERE
to get your official "Frolf! It's as Exciting as It Sounds!"
shirt! Finally, we'll show that lousy Olympic Committe who's the
idiot! |
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Merchandise
for People With Awesome Jobs! |
| You know not all of us can be supermodel swimsuit choosers or professional French kissers. Some peoples' jobs just don't make them feel sexy. Well not anymore! Not with the Hodgepodge Society's NEW line of t-shirts for people with horrible jobs! Click HERE to get the first shirt in our series. This little number is for folks who want to say, "Yeah. I touch the deceased and I look good doing it!" |
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Merchandise
for People Who Care Too Much! |
| Ribbons. They signify your support of just about anything. War. Peace. Puppies. Sporting clubs. But are you truly aware of your ribbons? No. I didn't think so. Well, now you can advocate ribbons in all of their forms with this fantastic merchandise! Oh yeah! Wear this apparel and show the world you care enough to care, courtesy of the Hodgepodge Society. Click HERE for the goodies. |
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Stuff for Your Automobile or Other Personal Conveyance! |
| Dirigibles. There is no more perfect vehicle ever constructed by man. Why bother with gasoline or petroleum or electricity? Why?! When you could go places in style with thousands of pounds of highly combustible gas above your head! Show folks that you travel in stlye like the Hodgepodge Society with this offical bumper sticker! Oh, and we're not responsible for any Hindenberg level catastrophes. Click HERE for the bumper sticker you didn't know you were able to live without! |
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Merchandise That Will Almost Certainly Result in Someone Sending Us Letters |
The Star Wars galaxy. A realm so very diverse it's as complicated as it is intricate. There's ice plaents and fire planets and city planets and planet planets, but there's one little rock in the cosmos that all of these other planets seem to center around. A little pile of sand we'd like to call, Tatooine. Home of legendary Jedi and such, Tatooine turns out to be a pretty important, barely inhabitable rock. Show people how you feel about this planet with this official Hodgepodge Society shirt that will, one day, get us into a tremendous amount of trouble. Click HERE to watch the color drain out of any nerd you may pass! Also, you can click HERE to see the essay that started it all! |
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