Hodgepodge Society Codename: The Viper

Hodgepodge Chapter: Pittsburgh (Co-Founder)

Distinguishing Marks: Tattoo of a snake eating a rat that says "Born to Watch My Snake Eat a Rat", several musket bullet wounds, bionic ankles.

Year of Hodgepodge Society Induction: 2006

Bio: Born into the Noble House of Isenberg, Lord Robert was reared by one-legged Swedish maids, which explains his habitual limp everytime he returns to Isenberg-Castle-on-the-Mount. He joined the International Air Corps as a biplane pilot, shooting down no fewer than fourteen jumbo jets and several waterfowl before being forced into early retirement, at the age of 15. Out-of-work and lonely, he discovered Hodgepodge Society missionaries while on safari in Ohio, who introduced him to the world of Hodgepodge Society wit and helped him perfect his baklava recipe -- currently the number-one seller in their native Baklavonia.

Lord Robert's Literary Masterworks

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