Fred arrives on the Planet Kichonnet 7, emerging from his time travelling refridgerator with his Psyonic Plunger to begin his mission to bring pie throwing to the natives. Click on the pic to enlarge.

Hodgepodge Society Codename: The Nick of Time (Hodgepodge member in absentia)

Hodgepodge Chapter: New New New New New New New New Bismark, SD (The Future)

Distinguishing Marks: Space-Time Continuum catastrophe related scars, tattoo of a bar code on ankle (if scanned will read $1.50 Canned Peaches), vanishes without warning and appears without invitation.

Date of Hodgepodge Society Induction: 2481

Bio: Fred was born at the Barry White Maternity Hospital in Saratoga, NY in the year 2456. The Hospital, named after an ancient baritone songsmith in recognition of his contributions in the field of “Baby-Makin’,” had only recently begun admitting Hyper-Intelligent Mega Beavers, and Fred’s mother, being a Hyper-Intelligent Mega Beaver herself, was the first patient of her kind. His father, a human, was largely absent during Fred’s childhood as he was serving 13 consecutive life sentences in the Kilbarthan Literature Mines for bedding a Hyper-Intelligent Mega Beaver (seen in those times as being a really bad thing).

At age 16, Fred was accepted into the Tom Baker school for Advanced Studies in Relativistic Quantum Shifting and Cosmological Maintenance & Influence, or as they are colloquially known: The Time Dukes. Upon graduation, Fred was granted his Time Duchy and was approached for the first time by the Hodgepodge Society, who saw the need for a warrior of humor upon the high seat of the Chronomical Council.

Fred was indeed quickly elected to this seat and bestowed with the title of The Nick of Time by the 3 member governing board made up of the subordinate offices The Steve of Time, The Cheryl of Time, and The Wink Martindale of Time. Upon his ascension, Fred, who had really only wanted his Duchy because it sounded funny, immediately started abusing his position for the furtherment of the goals of The Hodgepodge Society. Spreading their glorious message to the very reaches of Time and the Cosmos, and imbedding their teachings into the Fabric of the Universe.

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